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Our bravest contributors have shared with us some of their more earnest efforts from the misty past. Scary Bush should not be reviewed while in the process of drinking liquids, and the reader assumes all risk.

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Portrait of an Artist as an Obvious Heir to e. e. cummings

Dessa Bayrock

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3-9-78

Theresa Senato Edwards

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can’t sleep and just discovered postmodernism, send help

Dessa Bayrock

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Careless

Christine Taylor

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The Concubine Draft One

Annie Blake

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The Concubine Draft Two

Annie Blake

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The Concubine Draft Three

Annie Blake

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